09.19.14 /11:11/ 1754

megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

image

Some people wanna watch the world burn

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
09.10.14 /13:22/ 283632
mixtapewormhole:


the truth is out there
09.10.14 /13:21/ 44740
shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
09.10.14 /13:20/ 349634

trust:

trust:

i just dropped my iphone in the bath

now its syncing

ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

09.08.14 /22:47/ 2251
farronheit:







Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

ya all hipsters are dumb as fuck those are fucking CGI clouds from Final Fantasy XIII



Hahaha.
09.08.14 /22:24/ 391872
laughing420:

girl problems
09.08.14 /22:20/ 29538
chanel-and-louboutins:

✝
09.08.14 /22:19/ 9352
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virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

Canvas  by  andbamnan